There is nothing to see here. I know you clicked on a link thinking you were going to see some wondrous, ultra-cool thing you have never seen before, but I am lazy. It is possible that I put that link there just so you would think there was something there worth seeing, however it is more likely that there is something behind that link that is really awesome, but I forgot to change the link code and so now you are stuck here. |
I truly, and from the heart, apologize for any inconvenience, incontinence, erectile dysfunction, insomnia, unnecessary murders, temporary blindness, uncommonly extended menstrual cycles, ringing in the ears, sexual dry-spells, parents walking in while you are 'tending to yourself', psycho ex-lover phone calls, unexpected leprosy, unwanted overnight guests who end up being cunning thieves who rob you of everything but your lucky underwear, and carpal-tunnel syndrome that my inattentiveness to details may have caused.
I hope I die a lonesome old lady with a house full of cats which stimulate my allergies, may my floors be made of nails and my sofa of broken glass. I pray that my bed become the vacation spot of the fleas from a thousand dead camels, and that an elephant choose my fridge as it's place to relieve itself.
I can't believe I did this to you ...